pre-party: Rushing out of the house late as usual. Slide a ring onto the wrong finger & think, "Oh crap! That's going to be hard to get off."
Planning to take ring off as soon as guests leave no matter what.
Dip hand in ice water, use soap & lotion all to no avail. Husband & wise friend say, "Just go to bed, it'll slip off in the morning."
Yes, that is a saw in my lovely husband's hand. No, it didn't work.
Lovely husband & wise friend go out to buy this tool:
Notice the look of intense concentration (which I intensely appreciated).
At last! FREEDOM!
To the chagrin of lovely husband & wise friend I placed the remaining 2 bands right back on the same finger. What? It fit perfectly after the operation.
To the joy of lovely husband & wise friend it turned my finger green & I threw the damn thing away.